Muramoxie HQ under attack! Since Sunday evening the headquarters of Muramoxie.com was attacked by none other than The Champagne Sisters. Yes, The Champagne Sisters. The same Dastardly Duo who ruined the Mayor's fancy tie last Tuesday were once again up to no good.
The attack on Muramoxie HQ took place over the past two days only ending earlier this evening. While The Champagne Sisters were defeated by Muramoxie Officers they slipped away when one of the Sisters popped a cork in the eye of Lead Officer Faye Grannd.
When asked to comment on the situation Faye told us, "Get the fuck out of my face!"
The Champagne Sisters are also suspected to have stolen this weeks copy of the comic strip The Independents that was scheduled to be posted Sunday, the day of the attack.
Muramoxie released this statement to their fans in apology, "We regret to inform the millions and billions of Muramoxie fans at home that this week's scheduled comic strip, The Independents, has been stolen. We apologize for the inconvenience as we know many of you only find life worth living to read the wonderful comics we provide. This in no way what-so-ever is a cover up for the comic not being finished. We assure you these villains will be caught and brought to justice."
The Champagne Sisters are still at large. If you or anyone you know has spotted the Champagne Sisters we advise you contact Muramoxie immediately at firstname.lastname@example.org.